I Really, Really, Really Want to Kill Americans Now

I Really, Really, Really Want to Kill Americans Now

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osama_bertIf Osama bin Laden ever decides to make a career change and give up terrorism, he has a good future as a stand up comedian.

The New York Times reports that Mr. Laden said that if America executes his pal Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, he is going to be really, really pissed off. And, by golly, he really means it this time.

Apparently, serial cave hopping and the lack of a functioning kidney have rendered this bottom feeder even loonier than originally thought. 

Note to UBL:

When you have already executed 3,000 Americans and have given more than a half dozen videotape fatwahs ordering your brainwashed friends to murder even more Americans, do you really think Americans are going to refrain from doing something because it might make you want to kill Americans?

That’s already your objective, stupid!

About Peter Pappas

Peter is a tax attorney and certified public acccountant with over 20 years experience helping taxpayers resolve their IRS and state tax problems.

He has represented thousands of taxpayers who have been experiencing difficulty dealing with the Internal Revenue Service or State tax officials.

He is a member of the American Association of Attorney-Certified Public Accountants, the Florida Bar Association and The Florida Institute of Certified Public Accountants and is admitted to practice before the United States Tax Court, the United States Supreme Court, U.S. District Courts - Middle District of Florida

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  1. I think you are mad.

  2. Don, mad as insane or mad as in angry? Or both?